And because it’s on freenode there’s a 5 line flood-kick setting that can’t be changed so that’s why I’ve linked to this page.

* EDIT 2012-07-02 I found a config for Heroku that fixes the flooding problem. My post on the fix for Hubot getting flood kicked on Freenode #gyaresu

help - Displays all of the help commands that raaarbot knows about.
help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
raaarbot <anything related to size, speed, quality, specific body parts> - raaarbot will "that's what she said" that ish
image me <query>    - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and
knowing is half the battle - display "The Battle" image
map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`.
math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression.
mustache me <url>   - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and
pug bomb N - get N pugs
pug me - Receive a pug
script info <script> - Print script help
script list [-l]     - List all availiable scripts (optional -l for list mode)
script load <script> - Load a script
ship it - Display a motivation squirrel
show storage - Display the contents that are persisted in redis
show users - Display all users that raaarbot knows about
sosearch me <query> - Search for the query
sosearch me <query> with tags <tag list sperated by ,> - Search for the query limit to given tags
task add <task> - Add a task
task delete <task number> - Delete a task
task list tasks - List the tasks
translate me <phrase> - Searches for a translation for the <phrase> and then
translate me from <source> into <target> <phrase> - Translates <phrase> from <source> into <target>. Both <source> and <target> are optional
who is <user> - see what roles a user has
wiki me <query> - Searches for <query> on Wikipedia.
xkcd       - The latest XKCD comic
xkcd <num> - XKCD comic matching the supplied number
youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video